Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Moving beyond the norm
There will be no stopping me! I will allow no one to put me into the dark place I was yesterday.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
While I search for my sunrise
I will continue this quest. I do it for me. I do it for my son. And I do it because this is only the beginning of what life has in store for me. The destined chain of events that I will encounter cannot be in my control, but I only have the guy upthere and myself to thank for things that happen.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Adulthood Checklist.
(Inspired by Rudy-san's blog post)
Keep in mind that all adults reach their developmental milestones at their own pace. It is important not to compare your adult's rate of development to that of his peers. The following list is meant only as a guideline and not as a cause for alarm.
By thirty-years-old, your adult will probably be able to...
Feed and maintain a house pet - does an ex husband count? hehe the true answer is YES
Hold down a job - I held it down for 5 years, the past two jobs that I've held down have punched me back.
Maintain eye contact while speaking - Thankfully yes.
Refrain from discussing high school - Nah, I still talk about it at least once a week like it was...10 years ago.
Cook a meal (three-course) - I can watch it, cook it, and eat it. does that make me advanced?
Make small talk - small and big talk
Forgive his family - Oh yes. They forgive me back.
Acknowledge other viewpoints (social) - I do. but not always in agreement or with humor
Detect and respond to ambiguity - I don't respond well to it, but I can recognize it.
Finish school - NYU *buuurp* finished it, plate is all clean.
Your thirty-year-old adult may be able to...
Make a martini (vodka) - No, I can make a shot though.
Tie a half-Windsor knot - Absolutely not. But I do know how to put a garter belt together.
Drive a manual transmission - No. -1 point
Refrain from discussing college - absolutely not.
Get married - Yes, and "ungot" it too.
File his taxes (EZ form) - ez form is for noobs.
Remember 5-10 friends' birthdays - I remember friends' birthdays if i was friends with them from high school. shows my acumen for numbers lasted until i was 16.
Acknowledge other viewpoints (political) - I do.
Get a flu shot - yes, and it hurt for a week.
Give a toast - no, never have....hmm I have to consider this for a second.
Install storm windows - Yes!
Go back to school - will do after s**tstorm subsides in 2011
Some advanced thirty-year-olds may possibly be able to...
Make a martini (gin) - no but again, I can make a shot of this too!
File his taxes (standard 1040) - 1040s are for noobs
Make and keep dental appointments - hooray for not having any cavities! +2 points
Have a baby - Woopiee! +999 points * 100 points per year before Adam is self sufficient
Finish school - *buuurp* finished it again.
Will it be a White Christmas this year?
Top 10 Reasons why Christmas is so Awesome:
1) snow angels
2) reason to drink hot cocoa with whipped cream and cocoa powder
3) always something excellent cooking in the kitchen
4) Christmas albums
5) rosy cheeks
6) sets the bar back down low so when spring comes it's amazing
7) shoveling snow until my back hurts
8) gift wrapping - a lost art
9) the shiny decorations everywhere. Us women LOVE shiny things.
10) making memories, christmas cards, etc.
What are your favs for this time of year?
Friday, October 23, 2009
Chili con Carne - Winter favorites!
This recipe will feed a small army of 8. Garnish it with chives or sour cream or shredded cheddar - I like mine over some rice.
Chili Con Carne
1 pound of ground chuck
1 small green bell pepper, diced
1 small red bell pepper, diced
1 medium onion, diced
14.5 ounce can of Hunt's Fire Roasted Tomatoes, diced
7 ounce can of Hunt's tomato sauce
6 ounce can of Cento tomato paste
19 ounce can of Progresso dark red kidney beans
if you like it really rich, add in another 14 ounce can of pink beans
1.14 ounce bottle of McCormick Chili Powder
Goya Adobo powder
Salt, Pepper
Garlic Powder
Preparations:
In a non-stick frying pan over medium heat, brown ground chuck and onions. Season at any time with 2 tablespoons of chili powder, 1 teaspoon of Adobo, 1 teaspoon each of salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Toss in green and red bell peppers and fry for another minute before shutting off the flame.
In a soup pot over low heat, mix tomatoes, paste, sauce, beans, and one cup water. Pour in contents of your frying pan.
Simmer over low heat, stirring every 30 minutes, for about 1.5 hours.
Oh-so-deliciousness awaits!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The Importance of Site Search Analytics for e-Commerce
I was tasked with making a case for why a previous ecommerce client needed to invest X dollars into building a better site search engine. The following is my case study on "Company 734" (alias) that I presented to my client.

Promotion code usage dropped significantly when other channels of traffic were evaluated, especially among the loyal customers, who received promotion codes weekly through email newsletters.
Considering the higher conversion rates of segments that had easy access to promotion codes, it was in Company 734's best interest to have their codes front and center in all marketing channels.


Next Steps: Building a Better Coupon Strategy
With the success of this site search project, Company 734 is now building a more robust shopping cart where there is much more flexibility to display and add multiple promotion codes. Customers can layer available deals in different product categories.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
While Mommy is in lala-work-land...
To be a working mom is to leverage all the good support (both paid and unpaid) to your, and your child's, advantage. This seamless web, however, comes with a cost, one that is at times a hard pill to swallow.
Daycare, 3 years: $50,000
Room, food, clothes, and other ancillaries: $10,000
A beautiful and compassionate son: Priceless.

How it Works - The new series
In each post I will describe a metric, dimension, or technology directly related to web analytics. This series is geared towards those practitioners that are relatively new to the field or those of you who need a refresher course (or just some definitions to copy and paste into an email to your HIPPOS - see avinash's blog for a definition of this acronym).
I will also include nifty tips and tricks to using each metric in reporting to add depth to your analysis. You can immediately go to your WA tool and begin analysis.
The first metric in this series is 'Bounce Rate'. Stay tuned!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Measuring visitor engagement: achieving the holy grail
For those of you who are new to this community, Eric Peterson is one of the top 5 practitioners of web analytics and one of the few professionals that can say they have been in this space for more than ten years. When Mr. Peterson speaks, people listen.
That said, I appreciate tha the white paper explores the empirical formula for visitor engagement he derived with the help of several great minds in both WA and math. It simply states that engagement is a conglomeration of several well known metrics and several lesser known metrics.
I'm posting remotely...and I know you are waiting with bated breath until I give it to you, so keep on the lookout for tomorrows post with the fornula, demystified!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
5 Thoughts on building a Tangible Strategy
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Friday, August 21, 2009
X Change 2009 - Web Analytics Think Tank
Organization:SEMPHONIC
Location:
St. Regis, San Francisco
125 3rd St. San Francisco, CA 94103 US
Price: $$$
Intended For:
Web Analytics professionals, from Analyst all the way to Presidents and VPs.
X CHANGE is made up of small group conversations or "huddles" where participants join 12 to 15 fellow professionals and a facilitator who Semphonic and Web Analytics Demystified.
The X Change conference is the web analytics industry's premier gathering, specifically targeting experts and those practitioners who are serious about digital measurement. Past participants include Best Buy, Schwab, AOL, PayPal, Turner, Intuit, Yahoo!, Avaya, The Gap, and many more.
For 2009 Web Analytics Demystified and Semphonic are happy to announce the addition of Think Tank Training --- an entire day of training offered by some of the most experienced "hand's on" consultants in the industry.
What Makes the X Change Special
Some things that differentiate the X Change from conferences you've been to in the past include:* All huddles are small-group sessions, typically limited to 12 to 15 participants, sometimes less
* Participants have, on average, between five and eight years experience in the industry
* Participants come from some of the best-known brands in the world
* Vendor participants are specifically invited based on expertise
* Networking opportunities are designed to promote networking, not vendor sales pitches
* Industry thought-leaders, analysts, invited vendor executives and well-known consultants are well represented at the conference
If you're cool like that and you want to register for this event, go to http://www.webanalyticsdemystified.com/xchange/
Rich Internet Applications and Web Analytics
With the explosion of RIA sites in recent years, a visit no longer begins and ends with pages loads - rather, we have had to come up with ingenious ways of measuring a visitor's "engagement" and "conversion path". Using the traditional web analytics toolbox, analysts have been able to leverage "event based tracking" (such as is available through Google Analytics and most enterprise-level vendors). This has proven to be a tricky road, and deriving actionable insight is highly dependent on defining the right macro and micro level experiences and events to track.
What has been your experience in RIA analytics? Have you been able to build an engagement model that steps past the limitations of the traditional WA toolset?
Thursday, August 6, 2009
House Music: 100 House Anthems: IBIZA
This purchase was made after using my Palm Pre Amazon Music app and searching for various songs in their database and listening to them right in the store. With the collapse of Virgin Megastores, listening kiosks are a thing of the past, and rarely do we get an audible glimpse into the music we're about to purchase. Go smart phone!
Cd 3 - Ibiza: Club House
This was off the track from my expectation of 'ibiza club'. Techno funky grinding noises. Too much plain singing. Thoroughly unimpressed, and not a good start to my vicarious journey through Ibiza.
So far NOT good. 1/10 stars. One song got over a minute play.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Tips and Tricks for Omniture analysis!
For Pages/Sections analysis:
Entry Propensity: Entries/Visit
-this measures independence", but not sure how yet. Will post back later.
Exit Propensity: Exits/Visit
-this measures how likely a visit to ths page/section will end there.
Session Engagement: (Visits - Exits)/Visits
-this measures the probability that a visit to this page/section will go on to do something else on the site.
An observation: these last two metrics are inverses of each other...
"The Art of Omniture: Tips and Tricks" Published by SEMphonic
http://www.semphonic.com/resources/wpaper_010.pdf
Avinash Kaushik interview on Web Analytics
To begin - a definition of Web Analytics - the capture and analysis of a site's clickstream data. The process of understanding customer experience, morphing your site to best serve your customer.
Avinash's Trinity Method - Understanding "Why" "What" and "How"
To begin any sort of strategy, begin collecting data. Use a free tool. There's 50,000 free tools out there, don't spend any money trying to understand your site if there is nothing to begin with. Start putting the data in front of your marketers. Use the data, make some great decisions on marketing strategies, understand your audience, and don't fall into the bad cycle of collecting everything - "Garbage in, Garbage out." Over time, your organization is going to get smarter, and the tool will begin to be limiting. Then you look into paid tools. But always try to adhere to the 10/90 method - invest 90% of your business intelligence money into a person to analyze the data and 10% in an analytics tool. Megan Burns from Forrester released a study on the ROI of analytics staff and it comes out to something like 5,000% ROI. So start looking for intelligent analyst(s)!
Are Page Views Dead?
In some ways, yes. Page Views are dead in Silicon Valley. With the adoption of flash and ajax sites - event based tracking is coming into play. How do we measure the experience instead of just page views? There's a new concept of measuring "visitor engagement" - assigning values to different tasks that can be performed during a visit, and quantifying visits/segment behaviors. Web Analytics vendors are going to have to change their product plans and strategies to support the new thought process.
In my consulting experience, there is a huge (read - HUGE) need for post implementation analysis for event based tracking. A successful RIA analytics implementation is great, but corporations then have a need to understand what all the event counts mean. Building out a reporting "center" that pulls from these event lists and provides meaningful information on visits and experience is a huge undertaking but will make event based tracking worth the time and effort of implementation.
(video credit: http://www.podtech.net/home/2929/kicking-off-a-web-analytics-strategy-for-your-corporate-web-program)
Friday, June 19, 2009
5 Tips on Being An Analytics Consultant
Glad I got that out of the way. Here's a list of what I've noticed are critical to successful analytics consulting.
1) Schmooze with a smile
2) Keep everyone on your team in the loop.
3) Over-communicate.
4) Learn Powerpoint and SmartArt function like your life depends on it. In fact, it does.
5) Get published, and speak your way into seminars.
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Friday, June 5, 2009
Google Analytics Training Coming to a City Near You!
The following information was posted on Google Analytics' blog today:
We are offering Seminars in 4 cities this month. That's right.. down under in Sydney, Australia and then one on each coast (Miami and San Diego) and north/south (Dallas and Washington DC) just to balance it out.
These are great in person trainings and will jump start you in Google Analytics and Google Website Optimizer (San Diego and Dallas only). Return from these trainings with a practical understanding of how to use these products for your business along with some great tips & best practices... oh and if you're lucky, a nice tan.
I'm going to the training seminar in Washington DC. Hope to meet some great people over there. Now that event tracking is enabled by default I'd like to learn how one can implement this to track RIA, video, custom link tracking, etc.
I wonder if there will ever be a usage best practices seminar.
For instance, if I had just 15 minutes to put a deck together to show Performance of Mysite.com, what reports and what slices should I be looking at? What reports will require the fewest steps of clicking to get the most value out of it?
Ideas are welcome!
In Search of my Sunrise...
I haven't thoroughly understood how to share my thoughts in a meaningful yet censored way that doesn't invade my own private space.
Hope this comes together nicely.
here goes!!

